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1. From a distance a brother saw a board perched on a pole. He went to it, but the letters on the board were too small to read. Finally the brother climbed the pillar to read the board! When he climbed up, he saw that it was written on the board - the pillar is freshly painted, do not touch it.

2. Dad: Son, how is school going nowadays?
Pappu: Don't ask such a question, Pappu. Dad: Why?
Pappu: Do I ever ask you how things are going in the office?

3. The Indian who uses the word on his birthday.

Explain the word that Americans use on their wedding day

Happy return of the day

4. Two girls were fighting for a seat in the bus.

So when the conductor came, he showed a way and said.

The older one sits on this seat.

Then what happened… ..the two girls stood up to the end

5. Guard - Base in the train turned on

Traveler: Oh, let me love my wife

Guard - Oh, I'll do it, just go up !!

6. Father- son eats, otherwise it will go down.

Son- I am a little bit of a battery cell to go down.

7. From the son of a policeman - your result is not good, so from
today, your TV, watching and playing, everything is stopped, son -
take this 50 rupees and end the talk here.

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1. A miser was traveling in a train. She also had a large bag of luggage. A ticket checker came along the way. He said: 'This bag looks very heavy. You can't take this stuff for free. You have to pay for this! 'How many?' Stingy asked.'As much as a full ticket.' Said the ticket checker. Hearing this, the miser looked at the bag and said: 'Goddess! Come out. What is the need to travel in a closed bag if you have to give a complete ticket?

2. Karasankaka was walking down a dark road late at night. There, two thugs intercepted him. One said: 'If you have a ten paisa coin in your pocket, will you give it to me?' Karasankaka was happy to see her husband leaving work for ten paise. He put the coin in the hands of a thug and said: 'Why did you ask for ten paise for nothing? 'My Sargid and I want to decide by flipping a coin who will keep your watch and who will keep your wallet?

3. Once three professors were talking while waiting for the train at the station. They became so engrossed in the conversation that no one even heard the sound of the train coming. When the train took off, suddenly a professor flashed and said: 'Ouch! The train came and took off. The three ran to catch the train. Two of them managed to catch the train. One remained. 

A brother standing nearby reassured him: 'Nothing. Your two friends were able to board the train! The professor said: 'But those two came to see me. 

The two drunken men were sitting in great excitement. One said: 'I am going to be the Prime Minister of India tomorrow. Another said: 'Eat air, air. First: 'So what do you want to say? Second: 'I want to say that your dream of becoming the Prime Minister of India will never come true. First: 'Why?'
Second: 'It will not be fruitful. You can be the Prime Minister of Hindustan when I resign and vacate the chair, but I do not want to resign now.

3. Judge: 'But why did he steal the necklace of pearls in the jewelery shop?
Criminal: 'It was written there _' Don't miss the opportunity. ' I jumped at the chance. The judge said: 'You say this man stole from your house. So you can identify your own thing from the material found in his house? Plaintiff: 'Yes, yes. That green handkerchief is mine. Judge: That is not true evidence. I have the same green handkerchief. Plaintiff: Maybe, sir! Two identical handkerchiefs are missing from my house.

4. Paresh got promoted. And went from employee to manager. In order to speed up the work like lightning, he put up boards in every department - 'Kal kare so aaj kar. And the board had a very nice quick effect. The pawnbroker insisted and asked for all the leave. The dispatch clerk immediately resigned. The stenographer fled with her lover and the collection clerk went missing.

5. One: 'Come on, brother! Let's get out of here. If such a fat man comes from the front. He wants fifty rupees from me. He will collect. ' Second: 'No need to panic, friend. Seeing me he would escape on his own. Because I want two hundred rupees from her.

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You have never heard such jokes.

1. A brother posted on Facebook "Should I become CM"?

Immediately his wife commented

"I have been missing oil for two days. Bring me a lot."

2. Teacher: - From today, all the boys in the class will kill all the girls

A boy spoke from behind: Your father will do all this.

3. Wife takes selfie and then deletes and clears the camera glass,

Thus lasted half an hour,

Husband did not stay and said that once you clean your mouth and try,

No one knows which hospital the husband is in yet.

4. The father of jokes

The girl called her BF, but BF's younger nephew picked up the phone.

Girl: Call your uncle, you
nephew: Your name?
Girl: Tell your uncle that his sweetheart's phone has come.

The girl fainted when she heard the boy answer.

The boy said in naivety: But your name is written in Navri Bazaar in Aunty Mobile.

5. Don't be sad if I die .. keep coming straight up,

We will sit by the pipal tree and scare everyone !!

6. Some sayings are fundamentally
wrong
e.g.
Assuming it happens to the lord ???

7. Housewife: I am not Kai "Gujarat Samachar" so drop me in the sixth part of this hour!

Homeowner: You are the "Times of India"
step by step, no one understands !!!!

8. Village woman goes to make Aadhar card…
Operator: Your husband's name?
If a woman does not take her husband's name, then
Woman: ૩ Ganji + Ganji = how many?
Operator: What is this name?
Uncle standing behind: 2 ganji + 2 ganji = 'six' ganji

The operator is unconscious

9. Little brother: 'We'll get rich soon.'

Big brother: 'How is that?'

Little brother: 'Tomorrow my math teacher is going to teach me how to convert money into rupees.'

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I have never heard such jokes. 1

1. An alcoholic was traveling in a bus. He was tearing a piece of newspaper in his hand. And threw it out the window. The woman sitting next to him - the traveler asked him, 'Please explain to me what it means to throw such a piece of newspaper out the window?' "It scares the elephants away." The alcoholic spoke. 'I don't see any elephants here. Hussein said to the lady. 'Then my prescription is very effective, right?' Got the answer.

2. Clerk (on the phone): 'Sorry madam! Khanna Saheb has gone to the hotel with his wife for breakfast.

Mrs. Khanna: 'M? So tell him that he had a stenographer's phone. One girl asked her boyfriend: 'If I marry you, will you stop smoking?'

Boyfriend: 'Yes… ..' 'Alcohol… ..?' 'Yes, I'll give it up too.' 'The company of your friends?' 'I'll leave.' 'What else can I give up?' 'Intended to marry.

3. A woman came under a motor but did not hit it too much. The motorist fled the scene. So the police asked the woman: 'Have you seen the number plate of the motor?' 'No, because the motor came and went like a storm. But she wore a green sari, a white blouse and beautiful earrings in her ears. Her necklace was very beautiful. The beautiful bindi on the forehead and the bracelet on the hand were very beautiful and

4. Servant (to the actress's husband): 'Just, sir! Let me go now. I can't stay with Sethani? Of the actress

Husband: 'Does Sethani bother you so much? 'Yes,'

The servant said as
he left, she did not know that my job was temporary. I can leave at any time. He puts such a roof on me, orders me not to be you? Seth! In your generation you never employ bachelors and only employ married people, what is the reason for that?
'The thing is,'. ' Sethe replied with a soft smile, 'No matter how much you shout at the married people, they don't get angry.

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I have never heard such jokes.

1. Shopkeeper: 'Bhai Saheb! I showed you a pair of sandals. Now there is no one left. Female customer: 'Then what's in that box? Shopkeeper: 'This is my lunch. The priest called the little girl to him and asked: 'What should we do before we all apologize?
Girl: 'Should sin.

2. At the mercy of the professor standing in the bus, one of the passengers said, 'Sir, will you get tired of standing up, Besson?' The professor said, 'I'm sorry, I'm in a hurry. This is the end of this page of comedy court. Be sure to state your opinion / response. You can also tweet, share and like on Google, Facebook.

3. A woman went to the insurance agent and said, 'Give me the insurance money for my husband who has died.' The insurance agent said, "But if you don't get insurance, you get fire insurance." The woman says! 'But my husband has been cremated.

4. The billboard on the shop was to be removed. The merchant worked hard to get rid of him, but he did not come out. He wrote in large letters on the board, 'No one should touch this board.' The next day the board was not there.

5. Paddhamdas who came to the station fast every day missed nine and twenty five fast. Arrived at the station on time one day. And he was about to get the car, but when he didn't get in the car, a friend asked, 'Doesn't this car stand where you want to go? Why didn't you go up? ' 'Every day the car betrays me. "I betrayed the car today," said Paddhamdas. An English school teacher asked the boys, 'If you were asked to choose only one book, which book would you choose?' A chubby student: 'Checkbook sir.

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