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Thursday, June 18, 2020

You have never heard such jokes.


1. A brother posted on Facebook "Should I become CM"?
Immediately his wife commented
"I have been missing oil for two days. Bring me a lot."
2. Teacher: - From today, all the boys in the class will kill all the girls
A boy spoke from behind: Your father will do all this.
3. Wife takes selfie and then deletes and clears the camera glass,
Thus lasted half an hour,
Husband did not stay and said that once you clean your mouth and try,
No one knows which hospital the husband is in yet.
4. The father of jokes
The girl called her BF, but BF's younger nephew picked up the phone.
Girl: Call your uncle, you
nephew: Your name?
Girl: Tell your uncle that his sweetheart's phone has come.
The girl fainted when she heard the boy answer.
The boy said in naivety: But your name is written in Navri Bazaar in Aunty Mobile.
5. Don't be sad if I die .. keep coming straight up,
We will sit by the pipal tree and scare everyone !!
6. Some sayings are fundamentally
wrong
e.g.
Assuming it happens to the lord ???
7. Housewife: I am not Kai "Gujarat Samachar" so drop me in the sixth part of this hour!
Homeowner: You are the "Times of India"
step by step, no one understands !!!!
8. Village woman goes to make Aadhar card…
Operator: Your husband's name?
If a woman does not take her husband's name, then
Woman: ૩ Ganji + Ganji = how many?
Operator: What is this name?
Uncle standing behind: 2 ganji + 2 ganji = 'six' ganji
The operator is unconscious
9. Little brother: 'We'll get rich soon.'
Big brother: 'How is that?'
Little brother: 'Tomorrow my math teacher is going to teach me how to convert money into rupees.'
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