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Thursday, June 18, 2020

I have never heard such jokes.


1. Shopkeeper: 'Bhai Saheb! I showed you a pair of sandals. Now there is no one left. Female customer: 'Then what's in that box? Shopkeeper: 'This is my lunch. The priest called the little girl to him and asked: 'What should we do before we all apologize?
Girl: 'Should sin.
2. At the mercy of the professor standing in the bus, one of the passengers said, 'Sir, will you get tired of standing up, Besson?' The professor said, 'I'm sorry, I'm in a hurry. This is the end of this page of comedy court. Be sure to state your opinion / response. You can also tweet, share and like on Google, Facebook.
3. A woman went to the insurance agent and said, 'Give me the insurance money for my husband who has died.' The insurance agent said, "But if you don't get insurance, you get fire insurance." The woman says! 'But my husband has been cremated.
4. The billboard on the shop was to be removed. The merchant worked hard to get rid of him, but he did not come out. He wrote in large letters on the board, 'No one should touch this board.' The next day the board was not there.
5. Paddhamdas who came to the station fast every day missed nine and twenty five fast. Arrived at the station on time one day. And he was about to get the car, but when he didn't get in the car, a friend asked, 'Doesn't this car stand where you want to go? Why didn't you go up? ' 'Every day the car betrays me. "I betrayed the car today," said Paddhamdas. An English school teacher asked the boys, 'If you were asked to choose only one book, which book would you choose?' A chubby student: 'Checkbook sir.
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